DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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Not tryna start shit but I’m really beautiful and funny and great to be around

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pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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